Friday, November 28, 2014

Happy Thanksgiving.

It's a little late but I hope you had one.  Now it's Black Friday (but I hate that term.)

I have heard that it comes from the fact that on this day each year the American retail industry becomes profitable.  It seems to me that if our retail industry operates in the red 11 months a year, we may have bigger problems.

Anyway, in 79 days I can blog what I really think.  

Get off my lawn.

Friday, November 21, 2014

Eighty Six

It's a slang term.  What I was surprised to learn is that it's not as old as I am.  According to Merriam-Webster (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/eighty-six) the "first known use" was in 1959.  I was two.  I was probably 12 when I first realized it had a slang meaning.

According to several on-line dictionaries it originated in the restaurant industry where it meant "take off the menu," and could also mean "refuse service."  The latter meaning, together with the time of its alleged origin, take my suspicions in directions I'd rather they not go.

It was also Maxwell Smart's agent number at C.O.N.T.R.O.L.  By the time Get Smart debuted in 1965 it had been in slang use for 6 years.  I'm sure I've heard Buck Henry say that's why they picked that number, but I haven't been able to find it through Google yet.  I did learn that I got the name of the organization wrong.  It should be 'CONTROL. "CONTROL" is not an acronym, but it is always shown in all capital letters as if it were.'  -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_Smart

Anyway, I can retire in 86 days.  But I'll probably eighty six my career before then.

And until then you kids GET OFF MY LAWN.


Friday, November 7, 2014

100 Days

Yes, I can formally retire in one hundred days.  Tomorrow I'm in double digits.  According to the online calculator that's 66 work days.  They don't take out Acadian Day (or Black Friday for those of you who don't work for the State of Louisiana,) December 26th or January 2nd, all three of which have been declared by the Governor.  That reduces my time to 63 work days, or 504 hours.  I have about 6 time that in leave.  I think I already told you I won't make it.  But I might have time to blog.

Now you kids get off my lawn!