Five

I almost forgot.  (Me, forgettin' to blog.  Whoda thunkit?)  I got nothin' to say.  It's 4 o'clock now, I might not get this posted on time.  Oh well, I will by midnight.  (I hope.)

I've been blogging for 1019 day.  You'd think I'd come up with SOMETHING worth saying in that time.  Nope.  I scrolled all the way back to the first one.  Not a darned thing.

In that first one I did make a few obscure references to amuse myself.  I'm not sure whether anybody else got 'em or not.  I do notice that I assumed a morbid tone from the very beginning.

Okay, my usual publication time has come and gone.  I've been reading from the beginning.  (I skipped the movie review, and my two-part whine on identity theft.  There's only so much punishment I can take.)  I'm kind of surprised at the number of typos that slipped by me.  I didn't find the first 2 or three to be a total embarrassment, either.

Okay, I just went through the first 14.  Minus the three I admitted to skipping, that means I just read 11 of my own blog posts in their entirity.  What's wrong with me?

(Please, don't answer that last question.  We don't have the time.)

And I still don't have anything interesting to say, but five days from now I will be retired.

YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!