Maybe I oughtta say "just phonin' it in." I keep tellin' myself I'm gonna write somethin' worth readin'. Maybe I'll get there some day.
Right before I started writing this (perhaps in the subconscious hope it would inspire something to write about) I decided to google "get off my lawn," to see if anything on this blog came up. The top part of the search results was about the same as when I was getting started with this. But when I scrolled down to the image results I was surprised. The first four images were beautiful, golden fried turkeys. But Google knew it was my blog, too. (They were all labelled "YOU.") I'm doin' this in Chrome and I'm logged in to Google Plus, and Blogspot is a Google product. So I don't know if that means anything or not. Why don't you google it and let me know.
But it did come back with this picture, too:
At least that gives me an image to include with this Post.
I've blathered on long enough about nothing. If all goes according to plan I can retire in 807 days.
Seriously.
Get off my lawn.