It's nigh! I say NIGH!
No, not the end of this blog (sorry to say.) But you might want to start selling off your crypto:
I am now the proud owner of 0.00061568 BitCoin.
My $29 investment is now (12:21 PM 10/1/2021) worth $29.24. Taking out my $0.50 transaction fee, I'm down 26 cents. (No, actually, since five bucks was free for signing up with CoinBase I'm up $4.74.)
On a positive note, if this doesn't kill it, nothing will.
My next target: the man bun.
I'll keep you posted.
Now get off my lawn.